Implement all of them, with slightly different edge cases that result in glaringly obvious RCE when two or three of them are misused in place of each other.
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I wrote some joke code long ago for a library that does everything. You wrap all function calls in a try that submits the entire script as a bug report. The animatedBackgroundWithUnicorns() is then implemented.. eh i mean the bug is fixed.
It might actually work if the subscription is expensive enough.
