“God is dead; but given the way of men, there may still be caves for thousands of years in which his shadow will be shown.” - Nietzsche

"this is a pretty nice cave y'all got here" - God

"the belief in the Christian God has become unbelievable (for an educated person)" - Nietzsche (supposed that to be well educated meant ability to read Greek and Latin and have familiarity with ancient texts from several cultures giving variations of Christian origin myths.

"We have just got to decrease funding for Education" - somebody living in a cave that still believes in God.

"Stealing is fine, the police are evil. Having children is is too expensive and would be such a hassle - I'd rather have more money and travel. My parents? Hardly speak to them. The purpose of life is to watch Netflix - have you seen the latest Marvel movie? Business is exploitation, you should worship the government. Life is so unfair." - atheists, likely

Maybe you shouldn't have started off misquoting what Nietzsche actually said if you didn't want push back on it?