OMG, this is awesome. Favorited!

I actually am a freelance copywriter. I probably fall pretty close to "If you need a freelance copywriter, you could phone me. Or not."

Except s/phone/email.

This may partly explain my poverty. Perhaps explosions and aggression is The Way.

Tao te Copywriting

Edit: He says he's flexible. Makes me think of this:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=flexible&qs=n&form=QBIR&...

(I confess: I might be a former gymnastics student. Maybe.)